18 July 2012

Facial Flex

Facial Care is More Than Skin Deep
United States - 1996
Facial Concepts Inc., 1996, VHS
Run Time - Ten minutes

Comparing itself to the Greek pursuit of physical perfection of the human form, Facial Flex takes exercise to a whole new level of intensity. A level so intense that intensity cannot quite capture the stomach turning intensity that is watching repetitive puckering. It has never been more clear to me that the mouth is simply the opposite end of the same tube that terminates with an anus. Just different names for a sphincter muscle.
Thanks to VideoArchaeology for the full fuggin' video.

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