22 May 2010

Spooky Midnight VHS Assault #2: How to Spot Counterfeit Beanie Babies

The edition of this box is limited.

How To Spot Counterfeit Beanie Babies
United States - 1998
Director - History and Fate
SCI Inc., 1998, VHS
Run Time - Infinity

Conspicuous disposable wealth rectum.

The watermark of ruin on the vacuous post-scarcity consumption behavior of neo-millennial America. A civilization in decline, wrecked upon the polyps of an ossified cultural mandate.

 The cheerful babble of DOOM drowning out the loneliness of bored, self-important affluence.

 Eat your children.

1 comment:

Phill Tuma said...

Your death comes not from the four horsemen of the apocalypse, but by the two Beckys of the floral vest.